A second thing strikes a viewer, about the meetings of the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board – after first making the downward calibration of expectations required to cut through the fog of vacuous platitudes that shroud the substance of any real issues. It’s the extraordinary amount of time devoted by the PCAOB members and staff in mutual thanks, back-patting, and general expressions of appreciation.
As a test, I watched a second time the webcast of the PCAOB’s meeting on December 4 -- an agenda led by the announced re-release of the 2009 proposal to require the naming of lead audit partners – not for its entertainment value, certainly, but to assess and compare the efficiency of the agency’s resource deployment against the costs it imposes on the capital markets.
On the dim idea of partner naming itself, my skeptical views are previously stated and well known.
On the PCAOB’s pervasive “thank-you” process, here’s a summary from my simple if tedious exercise in data gathering through the broadcast:
Including duplications, the five PCAOB members themselves thanked their staff by functional groups a total of thirteen times, and specifically recognized 16 of that staff by name – along with three individual staff members of the Securities and Exchange Commission and eight appreciations to various configurations of that agency’s personnel.
Chairman James Doty led the fulsome way, laying on hands of thanks upon all his fellow members as a group and giving an individual shout-out to member Lewis Ferguson.
At the other end of the spectrum, by contrast -- perhaps feeling unusually peckish that morning, or still suffering post-Thanksgiving dyspepsia, or just annoyed at it all -- member Jeanette Franzel managed only a single cursory and generic wave.
Meanwhile, on the staff side, hierarchy seemed to reign. A total of eight functional subordinates received individual expressions of thanks; fourteen were administered more or less laterally to those in other functions, and again, the SEC and its staff were recognized twice.
Total: 64 different mentions – all in only a two-hour meeting.
What goes on here? Neither private enterprise, professional services nor academia work this way. In these realms, egos are deemed assuaged, if at all, by a brusque clap on the shoulder or a passing “atta-girl.” Approval is inferred from silence and the absence of overt criticism. Truly outstanding work is rewarded in the paychecks, and real under-performance is handled with tactless and brutal precision.
It seems that the PCAOB’s circular chorus of approbation for the heroic labor and stellar levels of accomplishment it ascribes to itself might indicate an institutionalized sense of insecurity and inferiority.
After a decade of regulatory presence-building, rewarded by compensation packages generously above and beyond those of the SEC, does this pervasive atmosphere of ritualized brown-nosing display a fundamental in-house anxiety that the entire exercise is somehow lacking in legitimacy?
At the least, think of the amount of staff and member time that could be saved, and devoted to more productive activities like the development of next year’s budget increase. The hours saved would be huge, if each public meeting could start with a single generic invocation of thanks.
It could be done in standard form, like the agency employees’ routine dinner-speech disclaimer that all staff views are personal only and not reflective of official doctrine. An acceptably ego-satisfying model might be this:
“Grateful appreciation is deemed extended to everyone whose individual brilliance, uniformly above-average performance and Herculean efforts under virtually war-time conditions have made this project such a roaring success. Now let’s go to work."
The partner naming idea was first tabled at the PCAOB in 2005. On that timetable, a “’thank you’ standards project” might, if pursued with the same diligent timeliness, be ready for its third re-exposure by, say, the summer of 2022.
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